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Bucky Barnes ([personal profile] freakymagoo) wrote in [community profile] penumbramemes 2024-11-17 02:59 pm (UTC)

Okay but. How many Swole McBuffington timeshare salesmen do either of them know? Bucky only knows of one and he sold bonds, which. Technically that's a different kind of timeshare.

"No." Bucky doesn't seem frustrated or offended by the question. That mildly irritated look is just his happy face. If he was a serial killer wouldn't he be dead?

"I'm--" Not quite sure what he is. Just some guy trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and formulate some type of plan. Hopefully do the right thing.

"Military." Look he's got the dog tags and everything. And technically he's a veteran, but he doesn't see a way where anyone will let him get to the end of the line in peace or some sort of quiet retirement. They'll either use him up and throw him out in the next interplanetary war or copyright and patent him like stolen intellectual property and try to make money off of his body. So if he's occasionally still dabbling in non government sanctioned missions, still being watched like a multimillion dollar asset, 'military' is close enough, right?

"I'm going down there. I need to get to the fourth floor, or the basement. Are you coming?" Even if this place is Totally Safe Guys and this is just one big stupid joke, Bucky doesn't feel comfortable leaving a man with a metal leg who might accidentally shank himself behind.

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